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TAGFILE.TX_
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1993-04-17
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...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
"Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?"
"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain.
"Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.
"Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
"I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates.
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
"If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner.
"Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli
"It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up.
"Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub.
"Make love not war" people probably flunked both.
"Nietzsche is dead," God.
"Off with her head!" shouted the Queen.
"Ok, now for a quick backuú+▀&▓#^1s_"
"Scotty. hurry. beam me" uragg^*╖_ú NO CARRIER.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available..."
"That's entertainment," - Vlad the Impaler.
"There's no intelligent life here Scotty -- Beam me up"
"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.
((wrong && wrong) != right)
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
* The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
**FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... (Bo Derek getting older).
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one mean woman.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
3 dreaded words: " hard disk failure."
43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrong, will.
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A bad peace is even worse than a war.
A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools.
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
A big mouth travels far and fast.
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A choice is always possible, even without any options.
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no flies.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A closed mouth maintains a happy mind.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain.
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.
A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket.
A day without sunshine is like a night.
A deluge of words and drop of sense.
A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A fool must search for a greater fool to find admiration.
A fool must now and then be right by chance alone.
A friend in need is a pest.
A generation which ignores history has no past or future.
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
A good dog barks when told.
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
A good organizer is the one who is careful to plan ahe
A good scare is better than good advice.
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A hangover: the wrath of grapes.
A hard disk is good to find.
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off."
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
A hundred stars do not equal the light of the one moon.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted.
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key.
A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
A liberal is a person with no interests now at stake.
A lie in time saves nine.
A lie is terminological inexactitude.
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little truth helps the lie go down.
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A man's house is his hassle.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A mob has many heads, but no brains.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A mouse is an elephant built in Japan.
A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer.
A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady.
A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure.
A pain in the butt may be a friend in need..
A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out.
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am.
A person does not have a sense of humor, it has you.
A person in a passion is riding a mad horse.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
A person with two watches is never sure what time it is.
A person's got to know his limitations to avoid failure.
A pest: A friend in need.
A piano is a piano is a piano. Gertrude Steinway.
A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth.
A problem can be found for almost every solution.
A programmer and his mind are soon parted
A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
A rock ----->me<----- A hard place.
A rolling stone is better than a bird in the hand.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack.
A shower is the halfway point between bed and world.
A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down.
A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is the best possession.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
A true subwoofer makes the concrete shake beneath you.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on.
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
A wife lasts as long as a mar